Commercial Boy

(I am replacing the paper towel roll)

Jack: Mummy, is that Bounty?

Me: Why yes, it IS Bounty.

Jack: Did you Know there is a Kitchen Towel that Soaks up Spills Better than Bounty?

(That was an actual quotation. Of Jack. And apparently of the commercial. To the letter.)

Ethan: Yeah, it's called Scott Towels.

(And I didn't even think they watched the channels that have commercials. Obviously I am an awesome TV supervisor.)

And then later:

Jack: Mummy, I don't want to be Jack any more.

Me: No? Who do you want to be?

Jack: You can call me: "Commercial Boy"!!!

Well, ok then. Commercial Boy it is.