Thirteen things that every woman should know how to do
(I stole these...)
- Take off a bra through a shirt sleeve
- Choose the proper people to accompany you to the bathroom at the bar
- Select a trashy novel for reading at the beach
- Keep kids busy in order to go to the bathroom alone
- Prepare an elegant appetizer from random pantry supplies for unannounced company
- Respond to a child's midnight announcement of, "I have to bring 75 brownies to school tomorrow."
- Filch the phone number of a good babysitter from the neighbour
- Get makeup off a cell phone screen
- Extract the good candy from the Halloween bags without the kids noticing
- Actually download pictures from the digital camera
- Create 3 or more plausible reasons to "stop by Target"
- Drive in the snow
- Surprise a child by going to 7-11 for a "treat" without him knowing it's because you need a slurpee
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