Monday, April 11, 2011

Define: Pid

I am working late but must slip in this conversation I had with Ethan today in the car:

E - What does "pid" mean?

T - Can you spell that?

E - P - I - D.

T - Never heard of it. Was it in a book?

E - Yes, Mummy, PID!

T - Give it to me in a sentence.

E - My name is Stu Pid.

T - (chuckle chuckle) Say it faster, E.

E - Stu Pid.

T - Try it again.


T - Faster!

E - Stupid. Stupid Stupid STUPID!

(looooonnnnng silent pause)

Suddenly - insane laughter from Ethan, Jack and me once they finally get it. Oh, it was awesome! None of us could breathe!

1 comment:

jencowden said...

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!! If you don't mind poo jokes, try this one:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Smell Mop.
Smell Mop Who?
Ewww gross, NO THANKS!!!!