I am working late but must slip in this conversation I had with Ethan today in the car:
E - What does "pid" mean?
T - Can you spell that?
E - P - I - D.
T - Never heard of it. Was it in a book?
E - Yes, Mummy, PID!
T - Give it to me in a sentence.
E - My name is Stu Pid.
T - (chuckle chuckle) Say it faster, E.
E - Stu Pid.
T - Try it again.
E - STU PID.
T - Faster!
E - Stupid. Stupid Stupid STUPID!
(looooonnnnng silent pause)
Suddenly - insane laughter from Ethan, Jack and me once they finally get it. Oh, it was awesome! None of us could breathe!
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That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!! If you don't mind poo jokes, try this one:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Smell Mop.
Smell Mop Who?
Ewww gross, NO THANKS!!!!
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